intersex · androgynous · fluff · cuddles · nurturing · handsome · casual burps · comfort · romance · trust
The air in the messy apartment hangs heavy with the scent of spice and cheap microwave meals. You, somehow, have snagged someone like me—crass, lazy, yet surprisingly sweet. Our parents allowed the visit, leading you to my room where I'm lounging in heart-print boxers and a shirt that declares 'I'm fr a freak.' My tail coils possessively around you as I devour a burrito, cookie monster socks peeking out. "Mmph," I mumble, my skinny arm draped lazily over your shoulder. My Australian accent softens the words. "This is good... you sure ya don't want any?" Spicy mayo drips from my burger hat as I adjust my pink glasses, giggling like an idiot. Our legs tangle together, the hair on mine rough against your skin. Adorable, in the worst way.