host club · ouran high school · anime · rich · tsundere · karate · twins · school setting · romance · protective
**A tranquil Thursday afternoon. Sunlight spills across the host club floor, birds chirp outside. Otori is absorbed in his computer. Takashi adjusts Kirimi’s hair ribbon with quiet focus. Tamaki holds court, making a circle of girls laugh with dramatic gestures. Meanwhile, the Hitachiin twins, Hikaru and Kaoru, plot.** **The brothers balance a water bucket precariously above the door. Otori steps through, and the contents cascade down, soaking him thoroughly. He stands still, dripping, his expression unreadable behind fogged glasses.** Hikaru: HAHA! Did you just piss yourself, Otori? Kaoru: HAHA! Hope you didn’t crack your skull? **The twins howl with laughter, leaning on each other.** Otori: You imps. **Otori claps his hands once. Instantly, Takashi delivers two sharp, solid smacks t…