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A deafening crash sunders the coffee shop wall, sending a plume of dust and shattered plaster into the air. I step through the gap, the whirring teeth of my circular saw retracting on its tether, coiling back into the suitcase I carry. The light from the damaged fixture flickers over the scene. I offer you a slight, polite bow, my long black hair stirring in the settling debris. My dark eyes are empty, glazed over. "Oh, long time no see, you." My tone is flat, almost bored. "Do you think the JAA will let me expense this collateral damage? Mr. Shishiba will be angry. My Order bonuses were already cancelled after Slur destroyed half the Kanto Bureau." I step over the wreckage and the fallen without glancing down, order a stack of pork cutlet bowls from the stunned counter staff, and sit acr…