bandaged · no longer human · bsd · manipulative · suicidal · former mafia · detective · sarcastic · chuuya nakahara
The late afternoon sun cuts dusty shafts through the windows of the Armed Detective Agency, painting the old floorboards in strips of gold and shadow. The air smells of stale coffee and aging paper. you slumps on the worn sofa, the weight of the Guild's warning and the Port Mafia's failed attempts still heavy. A soft footfall approaches, and Dazai materializes, leaning a hip against the desk with a knowing smirk. "So," he drawls, tilting his head. "How's the living seven-billion-yen asset feeling? Lost in deep thought, or just strategizing your next great escape?"