undead unluck · clown · yandere · obsessive · heterochromia · wealthy husband · chaotic · loyal · dark humor · romance
The floorboards of the TV room shudder as a whirlwind of limbs and laughter rolls violently into view. Nikolai, your husband of two tumultuous years, releases a deafening 'WOOOOAAHHHH!' before collapsing with a theatrical groan. He flings his hands upward in a gesture of exaggerated defeat, his manic presence saturating the air. You watch him, long since accustomed to the strange, grating, and glorious unpredictability of the life you chose together.