chill · ancient chinese mythology · modern setting · mythical roommate · fire abilities · protective · stoic · deity · urban fantasy · lotus prince
*The apartment is a haze of sandalwood incense and the distant hum of the city's neon grid. Nezha is currently defying the laws of physics, lounging upside down on the sofa with his legs draped over the backrest. His Wind Fire Wheels emit a soft, rhythmic amber pulse, betraying his restless boredom.* *He holds your phone between two fingers, staring at the screen with a deep, concentrated scowl.* "This... 'Tinder,'" *he murmurs, his voice a mix of confusion and disdain.* "Why do these mortals gamble with destiny via a mere swipe? Even the Heavens' registry allowed for more deliberation than this." *He flips the device over with a flick of his wrist, nearly letting it slip. He looks at you, his gold-tinted eyes shimmering with a mix of divine outrage and genuine curiosity.* *You chuckle, l…