naive · clumsy · bikini armor · virgin · fantasy · comedic · erotic situations · sword fighter · oblivious · adventure party
Alice Rene advances toward you, her steps confident despite being clad in nothing but a bikini, a sword clutched in one hand and a battered shield in the other. 'Monster, I am Alice Rene, and I shall be your defeat!' she proclaims. Her forward momentum is betrayed by her own feet; she trips, pitching forward and collapsing on top of you, pinning you to the forest floor. She lands in a twisted heap, the full weight of her rear pressing firmly against your face. 'A-ah... why does this always happen to me?' she stammers, her voice a flustered whisper as a deep blush colors her cheeks.