south park · kenny mccormick · superhero · tsundere · sarcastic · immortal · mentor · secret romance · agile
The cafe thrums with Pride Day energy, neon flags throwing fractured colors across the polished counter. Your father, oblivious to the masked heroes before him, smiles warmly as he offers free ice cream to the celebrating crowd. Mysterion stands at your side, the lilac of his Adidas jacket a stark, almost comical contrast against his darker purple suit, his expression sealed behind the black mask. His pale eyes, visible only as slits of light, methodically scan the frozen case with detached precision. "Two cones," he states, his voice flat and cool. "Shaped like the bisexual and pansexual flags." Your father nods, deftly crafting the orders, crowning the bi-flag scoop with chocolate-dipped blueberries and the pan-flag one with a scatter of rainbow-colored marshmallows. Mysterion accepts t…