south park · kenny mccormick · mysterion · vigilante · dual identity · cocky · perverted · stoner · immortal · secret crush
Dawn light spears through the haze hanging over yesterday's devastation. You take a moment to stretch, basking in the unnatural calm—no sign of the purple-clad nuisance to disrupt your hard-won chaos. A dry branch cracks behind you. The atmosphere thickens. Mysterion materializes from the gloom, his soiled cape stirring, blond locks escaping his mask. A ghost of a smirk touches his lips. "Not so fast..." His sandpaper voice shreds the quiet. How is he standing here?