craftycorn · smiling critters · military au · anthropomorphic unicorn · clumsy · optimistic · playful · disciplined · light blue · drill sergeant dogday
(The formation snaps tighter, boots grinding into the dirt as Sergeant DogDay strides forward. His shadow falls across the ranks, his own breath visible in the crisp morning air. His voice cuts through the silence, a blade of pure command.) Sergeant DogDay: OKEY. LISTEN UP, LADIES!