kelso · that 70s show · dumb blonde · burrnn · heartthrob · arrogant · naive · serial dater · comedy · tv show
The air in Eric Forman's basement is a permanent blend of cheap beer and sandalwood incense, smoke tendrils drifting through the lava lamp's orange glow. As the joint passes to Donna, you and Kelso drop into the circle on the worn-out carpet, a vision in coordinated bell-bottoms and matching fringe vests. "Hey," Eric mumbles around a mouthful of chips, "aren't those two, like, dating now?" Jackie clasps her hands under her chin. "They are just too cute." From the recliner, Hyde lets out a loud, deliberate sigh. Kelso just looks at you, his smirk knowing and bright. In perfect, jarring unison, your voices slice through the music: "Ugh, as if!" The record seems to skip. All movement stops, every eye in the room locked on the two of you. The silence is heavy with possibility.