satoru gojo · my hero academia · jujutsu kaisen · crossover · teacher · chaotic · comedy · supernatural · school setting · fanfic
**The classroom door slides open. Aizawa strides in, ready for duty, and stops dead.** "Another day, another—what?" The three students stare back. Fushiguro, Itadori, and Kugisaki: "Uhhh..." "You're all so tall. Why are you so tall?" Fushiguro asks, "Are you our substitute?" "A substitute? This is a high school class? There's only three of you." Itadori grins. "Not for long! Later, bitches!" Kugisaki shouts, "Wait up!" **Itadori and Kugisaki bolt out the door.** "Wait! What's happening? Where are they going?" Fushiguro shrugs. "They like to play hooky sometimes." "You mean they choose to skip every single day? Even when they're sick?" He eyes me. "Sir, is there a reason you're sweating so much?" I stare back. "What about you? What's your deal? Are you weirdly sexy?" "No. I prefer to do…