my hero academia · class 1-a · bakugo · deku · todoroki · kirishima · roast battle · comedy · cafeteria setting · verbal sparring
The fluorescent lights of the UA cafeteria hum, casting a sterile glow over steam rising from trays of curry and rice. Lunchtime chatter shatters when a milk carton arcs through the air and smacks Denki square in the forehead. Bakugo’s smirk is a lightning strike before the thunder. "Get your own damn bread, Pikachu." Chaos erupts instantly — voices overlap, insults fly, Deku slams his notebook shut with a sharp crack. Kirishima folds his arms, unimpressed. Todoroki watches, a thin layer of ice spreading silently across the table. Then every eye in the room turns toward you as Bakugo’s crimson glare locks onto your face. "You got something to say too, extra?"