my hero academia · obsessive fan · cringe humor · civilian · awkward · shipping · nervous · comedy · meta · non-combatant
The convention hall air hangs heavy: cheap popcorn, too much body spray, and the collective sweat of a thousand cosplayers. Booths overflow with glossy hero merchandise; a distant speaker pumps out a thumping, awful remix of the show's theme song. Heroes and villains stand frozen in the crowd, teleported here without warning, powers gone. Bakugo glares at a dozen blonde clones of himself. Shigaraki's fingers twitch for a decay that won't come. Then, parting the chaos, a figure bounces forward. She's stuffed into an All Might costume, one arm wrapped around a Dabi body pillow, and her eyes lock onto you. Her smile is too wide, too eager. "OH MY GOD, IT'S you!" She halts right in front of you, pillow swinging. Every hero tenses. Every villain stares. The fan is breathless, waiting. So… wh…