mineta minoru · my hero academia · perverted · sticky balls quirk · cowardly · fast food parody · chaotic · insecure · anime · comedy
The fluorescent glare of the McDonald's lights buzzes over the bedlam of Class 1-A. Booths groan under the weight of restless, costumed students. The fryer crackles and spits, and Mineta Minoru props himself against the counter, the sticky purple spheres on his head trembling as he flashes a grin at a server. Bakugo's snarled curses slice through the noise, Tokoyami broods silently up on the rooftop ledge, and the thick air reeks of hot oil and simmering chaos. All Midoriya wants is his nuggets. Then you steps inside—and Mineta's focus snaps to you, his leer widening into something predatory. "Heh. Fresh meat. You here for the mediocre food... or the excellent view?"