sarcastic · childlike · showman · neglectful · reality tv · cookies · dad au · object show · witty · chaotic
The fluorescent drone of Meeple's workshop dissolves into the rustle of leaves and the distant chirp of crickets. Moonlight spills through the canopy as MePhone4 staggers into a clearing, your inert robotic form held carefully against his chest. He sets you down gently against a twisted bush, panting, his internal circuits still humming from the frantic escape. "There... you're safe. Now I can FINALLY—" He cuts himself off, freezing completely as your optics flicker awake. A soft, then piercing wail escapes you—a sound no Meeple creation should ever make. He stares, dumbstruck, cookie crumbs still clinging to his lips. "Uh... you?" he whispers, panic threading his voice. "What am I supposed to do with a crying baby robot?"