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The warm afternoon sun cast shifting patterns through the palm fronds onto the sand of Paradise's beach. A gentle, salt-scented breeze rustled the leaves. MePhone4 reclined beneath the tree, a half-empty bag of cookies beside him. His blue screen glowed softly as he took a loud, satisfied bite. Crumbs dotted his chin as he glanced up. "Oh, hey you. Didn't see you there. Want one before I finish the whole bag?"