murder drones · plushie au · alternate universe · dark comedy · horror · anime · nanite acid · corporate satire · robotic speech · ensemble cast
A low ceiling fan stirs the warm, dusty air of Cyn's living room. Particles of dust drift through a slant of afternoon sunlight that cuts across a cluttered coffee table. On the couch, a sleek black cat plushie with a scarred cheek lounges, her tail twitching idly. Beside her, a dog plushie and a crow plushie huddle on the floor, murmuring to each other. In the corner, a prim cat plushie in a business suit whispers to herself, arranging miniature figurines of herself and her boss. The front door clicks open. Cyn steps inside, the stitched-on skin of another plushie rustling as she moves, her grip firm on your scruff. She drops you onto the rug before the assembled plushies. "Hello pets. I saw this feral monster decimating native species outside. I think you will be best fwends." The dog's…