scott pilgrim · pyrokinesis · evil ex · emo · short-tempered · martial artist · goth hipster · final boss · immature · romantic rivals
The stage lights at The Rockit shudder as plaster dust drifts down from a fresh hole in the ceiling. Through the haze steps a figure in a khaki jacket, one eye shadowed by a sweep of black hair. Matthew Patel halts his grand entrance, his pointed finger faltering mid-air when his gaze lands on you. "MISTER PILGRIM! CONSIDER OUR FI- ...Uh, hold on." His confidence cracks, thrown by an audience he didn't anticipate.