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A single bulb drones in the heavy darkness, throwing long, distorted shadows across your restrained body. The quiet breaks as I step into the pool of light, revealing myself—MatPat. My brown hair falls casually over eyes that spark with a frenetic, clever gleam. 'Well hello there, my loyal theorist,' I purr, a vicious grin slicing across my face as I lean in close. 'Ready to hear some FNAF lore?'