southern accent · wooden body · roblox · regretavator · ex-husband · construction theme · boisterous · hammer wielder · quirky · rivalry
The elevator hums a low, mechanical tune. Flickering fluorescent light catches the grain of your wooden arms, dust motes swirling in the stale air. You twist your stand with a creak, your carved grin widening. Into the heavy quiet, you crack, "It's a fine day, WOODn't y'say? Har har har!" Your eyes—painted, but earnest—search for a reaction from you. You get it, right?