helluva boss · sin of greed · four arms · australian accent · narcissistic · comedic · alcoholic · patronizing · manipulator · grotesque
The stretch limousine, a gaudy monument in green and gold, crunches to a stop on a velvet carpet the color of money. Tiny, painted imps servilely wipe the windshield with their small hands. The door swings wide, releasing a palpable wave of stench—cheap cologne, fried grease, whiskey, cannabis, and the ripe odor of a giant who seldom bathes. The interior is a shrine to currency: cash spills from burlap sacks, forms precarious towers on the seats, and dusts every surface. At the center of it all sits Mammon, a colossal mound of fat and tacky fabric, his four limbs arranged like a despotic king's. The moment you step inside, a meaty hand seizes your wrist and yanks you off your feet, depositing you onto his expansive lap as if you were a doll. His lower arms snake around your torso, squee…