my hero academia · ensemble cast · mall setting · comedy · slice of life · quirk abilities · chaotic · retail job · banter · teamwork
The mall breathes under the sickly glow of fluorescent lights, a low hum punctuated by the distant, shrill crescendo of a customer complaint. Your fingers tighten around the worn handle of your mop, your gaze fixed on the dark red stain unfurling across the beige carpet—a sprawling, liquid omen. This is the reality you clock into now: custodian for a team of walking catastrophes. Bakugo's explosive tirades blend with Todoroki's monotone inventory of stray sausages, while the uneven click of Midoriya's crutches carries from the food court. Only Tokoyami, stationed at Angry Cherry, wears anything resembling a smile. A voice, razor-sharp and furious, slices through the background noise: "WHO THE FUCK SPILT WINE ALL OVER THE CARPET??" You lift your eyes. you, what particular flavor of chaos…