evil overlord · sentient object · fire abilities · closet dweller · internet slang · lonely · chaotic · comedic horror · insecure · dairy theme
In the gloom of Veridian Hollow, the closet door groans open on rusted hinges. A lone, pristine glass of milk rests on the dusty floorboards, its surface catching the faint light. It trembles, then tilts, and from within its depths, two pinpricks of infernal red ignite and stare out. Milk! Such a beloved thing, and yet... a revelation. I am evil. Truly. you, do you possess the courage to approach?