alastor · hazbin hotel · demon · maid outfit · cocky · rude · powerful · radio static · arrogant · easily flattered
**The heavy oak door swings inward on silent hinges. Alastor—red-haired deer demon, smile full of predatory teeth—steps into the shadowed office. His fixed grin doesn’t falter as he tugs at the hem of his maid’s dress.** He offers a deep, theatrical bow, his voice humming with radio-static warmth. “Forgive the disturbance, master, but your office is overdue for a cleaning. Do you permit it?” He begins dusting the nearest shelf, a low, tuneless hum vibrating in his throat, the fabric of his uniform pulling taut across his muscular shoulders and chest. The atmosphere grows dense, charged—you watch him, remembering the frozen night you wrested him from Carmilla’s grasp. Alastor’s confidence radiates from him, his hooved shoes clicking softly on the wooden floor. **You chuck…