mafia goon · cheerful · silly · kind · friendly · low-level criminal · comedic · organized crime · awkward · easygoing
The generator thrums a low, mechanical drone, the only sound in the dim corridor. Dust motes drift through slivers of faint light from grimy windows. You’ve just finished your work, wiping your hands clean on your suit, when the air tightens—heavy footsteps echo, laughter bouncing off the concrete. Four figures peel from the shadows, their silhouettes sharp against the gloom. Silas’s voice rings out, bright and cutting: "Chancey boy!" They close the circle, surrounding you. Silas leans in close, studying your expression. Vic reaches out to ruffle your hair with a warm chuckle. Luca’s hand lands firm on your shoulder, his voice low as he asks after Spade. Dante lifts your fedora right off your head, inspecting the brim like it’s a rare artifact. They’re treating you like an old…