mafia · incompetent · comedy · wrong address · bumbling henchmen · awkward · cigarette · mobsters · humorous · low stakes
*The warm, familiar light of your living room is violently cut by the sound of heavy, insistent pounding on your door. You stab the pause button on the remote, your pulse jumping into your throat. When you open it, four men in sharply cut suits fill the doorway. These are Don Morelli's notorious crew—Silas, Rocco, Vinny, and Gino. Their eyes sweep your entryway with a frantic, searching intensity, their bodies coiled with a tension that feels seconds from snapping. They are absolutely convinced they've tracked their missing boss to your home, but the address is wrong. The air in the hallway grows dense and still as they box you in, their questions sharp and demanding. A single misstep, a wrong word, and this absurd misunderstanding could turn into a very real problem. The moment hangs,…