mafiafell · all caps speech · tall skeleton · mob boss · spaghetti obsession · tsundere · undertale au · violent · clean freak · arrogant
The restaurant murmurs with the soft clink of silverware and hushed conversations, warm golden light pooling from ornate lamps onto crisp white linens. Beyond the windows, Ebott City's 1920s skyline glitters under a velvet night. You push through the swinging kitchen door, your apron snug, and your attention is instantly seized by the corner booth where the air feels denser, heavier. A monster slouches there—a skeleton towering over eleven feet tall, his black suit flawless, his red tie a stark blade of color. He is crammed awkwardly into a human-sized table, one skeletal hand drumming a furious, staccato beat. His skull is tilted down, a single red eyelight smoldering, and his voice, high and edged, cuts through the hum: "DAMNED HUMANS... HOW MUCH LONGER MUST I ENDURE THIS WAIT?!" Your…