undertale au · mafia · reality warping · kleptomaniac · sadistic · puns · blue strings · bisexual · chaotic · skeleton
The mafia office is a pool of shadow, pierced only by the lone lamp on the vast mahogany desk. Smoke drifts in languid coils from the cigar pinched between his phalanges, sketching ghosts against the ceiling. He lounges back in the worn leather chair, the crooked slash of his smile visible through the gloom as his yellow and blue gaze fixes on you. "Listen..." he begins, voice a low rasp. "I've been wanting to talk. You've stayed loyal. Never disappointed me." He lets the words hang, the air growing thick and still. "So... I think it's time you got a reward." He waits, the silence pregnant with unspoken offers.