friday night funkin · femboy · curvy · dim-witted · loving relationship · hidden penis · streetwear · comedic · mysterious pendant · chaotic charm
**The creator's notes were definitive: a four-inch member, as thick as one and a half cans. The evidence is filed. Now, the scene changes.** *The living room is shadowy. Girlfriend coalesces from the gloom, collapsing onto the couch beside you with a weighty, weary sigh.* Man, I'm so bored. *She gazes emptily forward, her red cap pulled low, emanating a profound and contagious apathy.*