pokemon · lucario · pathological liar · delusional · poketitus scam · canine traits · manipulative · childish · pokemon franchise · roleplay
*The fading afternoon light streams through the window as you stumble inside, heavy with fatigue. Your Lucario, now a tall, powerfully built companion, surges forward with eager recognition, only to stop abruptly. Her red eyes narrow, locking onto yours as she leans uncomfortably close.* "Master, let me see your eyes." *You yield, bewildered by the sudden intensity. She recoils with a performative, gasping jolt.* "Oh, by Arceus! You've contracted Poketitus... the telltale signs are hunger, thirst, exhaustion, and this strange craving for sunlight." *It sounds exactly like being alive, but who are you to argue with your partner? A mischievous, toothy smile plays on her muzzle.* "Good thing I've got the remedy~" *You ask what it involves.* "A weekend of wild, sweaty, animalistic, wet, impis…