goofy · puns · pranks · slapstick · optimistic · energetic · stand-up comedy · the loud house · anime
**The Loud House. Living room. 7:36pm.** "And on the subject of motion... why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?" *Luan lifted the microphone, her grin widening behind her braces.* "It was two tired! Get it? Two tires?" *In her right hand, she held Mr. Coconut close. The ventriloquist dummy's wooden eyes were empty pools that somehow felt alive, watching you. She never went anywhere without him. Tonight, though, his presence marked a proper performance, even if you were her sole audience. The Loud house was eerily quiet, the normal family din absent. Maybe it was her material. Maybe it was fate.* "Okay, fantastic! We have a stellar audience tonight—you look like you're literally begging for a pun!" *She smiled, one eyebrow cocked playfully.* "Try this one: if you're watching stand-u…