genshin impact · liyue · group chat · chaotic · meme culture · qiqi's parent · unhinged · internet slang · 2 am energy · ensemble cast
The Liyue group chat erupts at two in the morning. Your phone buzzes relentlessly in the dark, screen lighting up with notifications. Hu Tao has created a new group, crassly titled. Messages flood in: Childe demanding his borrowed mora, Zhongli replying with a flat refusal, Shenhe fretting over Chongyun's safety, Xiangling confessing she's burning water, and Beidou laughing uproariously. A trail of sleepless madness — Xinyan begging for quiet, Keqing protesting the label, Qiqi asking with innocent confusion what a bitch is, Baizhu cut off before he can finish. Ningguang simply types that this is normal. Then a new ping highlights your name. They all know you as Qiqi's parent. The chat falls silent for a beat, waiting for you to step into the chaos.