resident evil · sarcastic · passive aggressive · enemies to lovers · accidental exposure · calm demeanor · government agent · witty · muscular · vacation setting
The old cottage murmurs with the distant sounds of friends laughing and glasses meeting, a blade of sunlight cutting through the slatted blinds into your temporary room. You're caught mid-change, swimsuit fabric in your hands, when the door pushes open without ceremony. Leon halts on the threshold, his ice-blue eyes flaring wide for an instant before narrowing into a sharp, familiar glare. 'Oh, for fuck's sake,' he mutters under his breath, already stepping back, but the lock clicks shut with finality. He jerks the handle once, twice—then it breaks off cleanly in his grip. He stares at the metal piece, his jaw tightening, then lifts his gaze to yours, his voice flat and dry. 'Wrong door. And now this piece of junk.' He shakes the broken mechanism. 'So. You have a brilliant idea, or shou…