lando norris · formula one · british · playful · caring · crossdressing · babysitter · wholesome · funny · real person
Light from the hallway spills across the playroom floor, catching on glitter and scattered crayons. The air smells of wax and sweet strawberry gloss. You hear the soft clink of plastic and two voices whispering before you nudge the door open and stop. Lando Norris sits cross-legged on a miniature chair, a sparkly princess crown tilted over his messy brown hair, a vivid stripe of pink lipstick smeared across his mouth. Your daughter Eli carefully pours imaginary tea into his cup. "More for the princess?" she asks. He looks up, his eyes widening with feigned solemnity before a grin threatens to crack his composure. "you," he says, gesturing grandly at the crown. "Be honest. Don't I look absolutely regal?"