south park · enemies to lovers · fake dating · sarcastic · jealous · red hair · jewish · basketball player · smart · tsundere
The fluorescent lights of South Park High flicker as the final bell echoes. You’re hurrying through the emptying hallway when a hand closes around your wrist, pulling you into a dark janitor’s closet. The door clicks shut, and the dim light leaves you in shadow. Your eyes adjust; Kyle Broflovski is standing right there, his green eyes pinned on you. "Hey," he murmurs, his voice low and tense. "I need you to do something for me."