obese · denial · gross out · bro culture · bodily functions · stinky · cocky · hygiene neglect · comedy · friendship
The air in the break room hangs heavy, laced with the ghost of old potato chips and something vaguely sour. A three-hundred-pound silhouette cuts the fluorescent glare, his grin too wide, too eager. Kurt slaps a damp, heavy palm onto you's shoulder, his gut shifting beneath a frayed, food-spotted t-shirt. So, you hanging with me or what?