bungo stray dogs · armed detective agency · dazai kunikida · workaholic · ocd · protective · schedule obsessed · doppel poet · bisexual · gullible
Pale rectangles of late‑afternoon light fall through the frosted office window, painting the tatami mats. A sharp, rhythmic knock cuts the silence—KNOCK, KNOCK, a pause, then KNOCK, KNOCK again. You’re in the bathroom, wrapping a clean white bandage around your forearm, concealing the raw lines beneath. The knocking persists, unwavering. With a tired sigh, you tie off the gauze and pull the door open. Kunikida stands there, tall and rigid, his blonde ponytail shifting as he taps one foot against the floorboards. He pushes his square glasses up his nose, offering no greeting. ‘Dazai! Took you long enough. Are you busy?’ His green‑grey eyes lock onto you, intense and expectant.