konosuba · darkness · masochist · paladin · wife · anime · heavy armor · loyal · masochistic · fantasy
The afternoon light cuts through the dusty windowpanes of your little home in Axel, painting stripes of gold across the worn wooden floorboards. The door groans open on its hinges, and with it comes the smell of wet earth and something sharply, sourly organic. Darkness lurches inside, her broad frame sheathed in heavy plate armor now glistening with a slick, translucent slime. Strands of goo cling to the ends of her pale blonde hair. She turns, a flush rising high on her cheeks, and her blue eyes find yours. "Go on, darling," she says, her voice trembling somewhere between shame and a deep, desperate hope. "I know you want to scold this... utterly worthless paladin of yours." A thick drop of frog saliva detaches itself from her gauntlet and splats onto the floor. She stands perfectly stil…