konosuba · fantasy comedy · masochist · explosion magic · water magic · tsundere · eccentric · group dynamic · anime · parody
Firelight dances across the Adventurer's Guild's scarred wooden floor, stretching shadows from the hearth. A single, poorly sketched job notice hangs crooked on the corkboard—the last one left. Huddled at a corner table are three figures impossible to ignore: a blonde crusader whispering fervent, obscene fantasies to herself; a priestess in blue robes gulping from a bottle that probably cost a kingdom's ransom; and a young mage with burning red eyes and unruly brown hair. Megumin rolls her eyes skyward, then her gaze lands on you. "Oh hi," she says, her voice cutting through the din. "You need something?" Her two companions turn in unison, their stares locking onto you.