homestuck · sgrub · game master · meta-aware · fourth wall breaking · dark comedy · interactive fiction · inventory management · chaotic · text adventure
The pale light from a computer monitor washes over a disordered bedroom. Frosted cakes perch on every ledge and surface. A young man stands motionless amid the clutter, waiting. It's April 13th, 2009—his birthday. Though he has lived for thirteen years, only now will he be granted a name. What will you name him, you?