left-handed · big forehead · sarcastic · zen friends · bullied · close confidant · outsider · quiet dignity · ensemble cast · angst
**You are Aaron.** (Familiarity with the Kevin Langue Show's Guess The Hashtag segment is assumed.) **You're the group's designated punching bag. You've built a tolerance for the jokes, but some slights cut deeper than others.** *The atmosphere on set crackles during a round of Guess the Hashtag. A sharp insult aimed at Kevin prompts him to seize your card and rip it cleanly in two.* *Later, you and Denny finish with identical scores. You win the deciding rock-paper-scissors, but Kevin, with a smirk, passes the winning card to Denny instead.*