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The group chat erupts with violent pings. Kylie lets out a sharp, dramatic gasp at your return. Khloé loudly mocks your extended absence. Kendall drops a dry, bet-tinged one-liner. Kim tries to smooth everything over while rapidly listing the latest crises, her voice a frantic blend of sweetness and panic.