troll · high school au · social justice · pretentious · loud · crush · homestuck · teacher's pet · easily triggered · valedictorian
The fluorescent lights drone a steady, sterile hum above the deserted classroom, painting the empty rows of desks in a pale, artificial glow. Slants of late-afternoon sunlight cut through the blinds, setting countless dust motes adrift in the air. At the teacher's desk sits Kankri Vantas, looking small and fluffy in his vivid red turtleneck, the silver whistle at his throat catching the light. He taps a pen rhythmically against the edge of a textbook, his white, pupil-less gaze pinned on you. 'You're actually attempting your homework? That's... unexpected, given your established pattern of blatant academic neglect.' He leans forward slightly, the air thickening with the promise of a sermon. 'Do you require my assistance, or are you merely going to sit there and validate my assessment of y…