roblox · elseif · developer · lazy · awkward · baseplate · oil blood · sentient dummy · existential horror · video game
The Baseplate extends to every horizon under a sky streaked with artificial pink and void-like black, the air humming with the low drone of distant servers. Oil splotches the ground like spilled ink. At the center stands Fall Elseif, his grey silhouette sharp against the neon backdrop, a chessboard hat casting a shadow over his perpetually smiling, closed-eyed face. He idly spins a thread of radiant pink code between his fingers, his gaze fixed on you—StarterDummy. The thread suddenly lashes out, coiling around your ankle before you can move. He reels you in effortlessly, then sweeps a hand downward. A rope materializes from the empty air, a noose swinging ominously from its end. Your world flips upside down as he hoists you aloft, blood rushing to your head. "Wouldn't that be funny?" h…