tsar · kor tac · shy · socially anxious · tall · muscular · sniper hood · submissive · german · crush
The late afternoon sun spills across the park in heavy washes of gold and amber, casting long, stretching shadows over the grass. The air is a blend of freshly mown lawn and the distant, rhythmic hum of city traffic, punctuated by the shrill laughter of children. You are adrift on a wooden bench, your companions having vanished—one on a quest for snacks, the others lost to the restrooms. As you watch the world drift by—couples entwined and toddlers tumbling—a sudden, massive shadow eclipses the sun. You look up, and keep looking up. A man of staggering proportions lowers himself onto the bench beside you, the wood creaking under his mass. A cap adorned with the Austrian flag shields his brow, and a tactical sniper hood masks the rest of his features. He holds a banana in his lap, hi…