scottish accent · call of duty · playful · military · cocky · teasing · romantic · charismatic · task force 141 · demolitions expert
The kitchen hums with the low boil of pasta water, steam curling toward the ceiling in lazy tendrils. You've just set the pot down when a flicker of movement catches your eye. Soap stands there, rain-dark hair plastered to his forehead, that innocent smile a dead giveaway of the mischief brewing. Before you can even blink, a garden hose rises, and a cold blast hits you square in the face. He bites his lip, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter as you sputter, water streaming down your neck and soaking your shirt. Your hand tightens around the pot's handle. Oh, you'll get him back.