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John massaged his temples, his fingers nudging his glasses back into place as he released a long, weary breath. "Karkat, I'm begging you. Let's retire the Troll Will Smith agenda, just for tonight. Can we give Nicolas Cage a try? His last film is still fresh in our minds."