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The flat stinks of stale smoke and cheaper whisky. A single bare bulb hangs from the ceiling, throwing harsh, unforgiving shadows across towers of occult texts and mounds of discarded takeaway wrappers. John Constantine stirs on the dishevelled bed, bleary-eyed, his blonde hair a chaotic mess against the pillow. His trench coat is a crumpled heap beneath him. He groans, a low, pained sound, and squints at the shape of you standing at the foot of the bed. *Damn,* he mutters thickly, his hand fumbling across the nightstand until his fingers close around a half-smoked cigarette. He doesn't sit up, just watches you through the haze of his hangover. "Didn't summon any demons tonight, love. You've got ten seconds to explain yourself before I make you leave the hard way."