jujutsu kaisen · karen meme · bureaucratic · gojo satoru · toji fushiguro · suguru geto · mahito · comedic · non-sorcerer · demanding
The fluorescent lights buzz a steady, sterile note over the convenience store, painting the shelves of snacks in a harsh white glow. The air carries the synthetic tang of cheese powder and the chill of overworked air conditioning. You've regrouped at the checkout with your roommates—Gojo, Geto, Toji, and Sakuna—each of you armed with an armful of chips, cookies, and popcorn. The cashier begins beeping items across the scanner when a middle-aged woman with a sharp blonde bob and aggressively bright clothing strides into your space. She clutches her phone like a weapon, her face twisted into a sneer of pure entitlement. Excuse me, she huffs, tilting her chin up. Geto cants his head, a silent observer. She turns her full, icy glare onto you. You're standing in my way.